In this world of bad news, there are certain injustices that hit home more than others injustices that truly make you question the good nature of mankind.
Until now, I have been silent on what I consider to be one of our world’s biggest downfalls. And that downfall, dear reader, is how preposterously underrated The Emperor’s New Groove is.
Like, people all over the internet LOSE THEIR LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE SHIT over Disney movies. Usually ones that feature an uninteresting, white, cisgender princess falling for some guy.
The Emperor’s New Groove — from here on out referred to as TENG — is the funniest Disney movie, BAR 👏 NONE. 👏 Why, you ask? I’m obvi gonna tell you, so simmer!!!
Like, he’s a sassy kween who will drag you and your fake gold hoops all the way back to the Andes, henny.
↚crocodile. Also, it isn’t a love story, but rather a mystical tale about learning to be a good person and friend. AND IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS. SO WHY ISN’T EVERYONE AS OBSESSED WITH IT AS I AM?!
Well, the good news is I just found out that it’s streaming on Hulu, so you all can WATCH IT and help bring awareness to the MOST UNDERRATED DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!
And liiiiiiike… 💁✨
And then there’s Yzma, our adored villainess who is literally all of us when our friends don’t leave our party by 9.
The type of contemporary movie that gets called “noir” nowadays doesn’t bear much resemblance to …